Penname: The Enemy of Reality [Contact] Real name: Patri
Member Since: 11/13/2007
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I'm a journalism student terrified of pigeons (damn those bloodthirsty flying rats) and in love with people who have a sense of humour. I divide my food into separate piles before eating it, which is probably one of the reasons people think I'm weird. Well, there is also that thing where I like to walk around my flat naked, but I assume not many people know about that.

I love writing and I know many authors have probably said this but... feedback means a lot. A LOT! If you've reviewed any fic of mine you know I always reply. Sometimes I even manage to be funny! Or creepy. I guess that depends on your point of view. ;)

If you want to drop me an e-mail, you can always do that here: the.enemy.of.reality[at]hotmail.com
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Summary: William "Spike" Pratt is reluctantly performing a good deed when he meets Buffy Summers. He's enchanted. He's also stuck in the friend zone. Will he find a way to show her that he could be so much more before she marries someone else?


Thank you to the lovely person of persons for the nominations. :)
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 53194
[Report This] Published: 06/03/2011 Updated: 12/30/2011
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 09/17/2011 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

Oh yeah, my heart is definitely melted again, you sly minx. ;) I LOVED that besides the obvious fact that it was uber-hot, there was the feeling of deep intimacy between them as well. This lovely Spuffy moment was so well-written! Your dialogues and interactions are always terrific. :)

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 12/31/2011 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

I have to disagree with your AN. I think it was well worth the wait! :) The Buffy/Spike sexy times was sizzling HOT yet with that touch of comfortable familiarity between them that speaks of a deep connection. And I completely loved the surprise wedding! It just shows they really love each other and want to be together without the. This whole story was amazing!!! Thank you for writing it. :)

Author's Response: Oh-you made me cry. Thank you very, very much. I hope you all the best in the New Year. :) *hugs*

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 09/16/2011 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

I squeaked with joy when I saw this story has been updated! The awards are well deserved. :)

This chapter should have come with heart meltage warnings. *g* Loved every bit of it and can't wait to read more!!!

Author's Response: Thank you so much. The awards were such a surprise. I\'m glad you liked chapter 16. I have a feeling chapter 17 is going to be heart puddle inducing. ;)

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 06/04/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I don't mind the Buffy/Angel at all. I know it will end in Spuffy deliciousness. And the whole auction thing was totally awesome. :D Poor Buffy getting embarassed by Cordy. lol I have to admit I'm usually the person that does such things to my friends. *g* But I'm sure Buffy will be eventually grateful!

Author's Response: LOL- I am not the person that does that-I\'m the one that suffers the embarrassment. My best friend is the queen of embarrassing me. Once, when we were about eighteen and sitting in an IHOP, she gasped loudly and unexpectedly and proceeded to yell \"He did what? To your...and you liked that?\" I hadn\'t even been talking about a boy. She\'d just gotten bored. Le sigh. Thanks!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 06/06/2011 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Wooo... best date ever!!!! :D Friends? Pfft! Shyeah. Those two have some awesome more-than-friends chemistry. And that's most definitely because you're a dialogue magician. ;) Can't wait for more!!

Author's Response: Wow! Thanks.

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 06/07/2011 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Satsu, huh? ;) What a nice S8 touch. Though you probably won't go down the Satsu/Buffy lesbian tryst route. lol Loved the 'Spike surrounded by little kids' scenario... makes me feel all mushy! He'd be totally great with kids! Btw, your 'author's reply' cracked me up... looks like your best friend and I have a lot of common. I'm ashamed to admit I like to embarass me best friend just because I'm bored too. ;)

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 06/09/2011 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Aaaah, so lovely. :) Nice touch with the Cassie jealousy. lol Poor girl sure has it bad, but really, who can blame her? And I'm curious to see how these 'favours' will conitnue. Now that Spike has offered to buy tacos, Buffy will have to return the niceness, won't she? ;) I sure hope so! You know, if I was any good at making banners, I'd totally make you one. Try putting in request at Bloodshedverse forum. That's what I usually do.

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 06/16/2011 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

LOOOOVED this. :) 'When did you break up with Angel?' indeed. lol I like how you chose to portray Dawn here, sounds like something she'd definitely do when at uni. And twenty questions between Buffy and Spike was just too darn cute. Neither really delving deeper but I bet that if there had been alcohol involved, questions would ahve been totally different. ;) Thi cracked me up... "Not–that’s not–I absolutely respect women without pants.” LMAO

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 06/17/2011 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

This made me smile SO MUCH! *happy sigh* I always look forward to your awesome updates and this one was not only quick but also deliciously looong. :) Love how Buffy and Spike have such a great relationship and that he makes Buffy do things she normally wouldn't do... like have fun. ;) Can't wait for more!!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 06/25/2011 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

I'm really curious about Buffy and Angel... how does she feel about him exactly? She sure does have a lot of free time so I wonder if they are serious or not. Silly woman should open her eyes and see the sweetness and hotness wrapped in one Spike shaped package. He sure wouldn't say no to her advances. ;) Loved the chapter!!!

Author's Response: Angel works too much. He does this, in part, because he is trying to build a life for both himself and Buffy. But it means that he is away a lot. She is definitely starting to feel something for Spike, but she\'s been with Angel for a long time. It will take her a little while to come to terms with her change of heart. :) I hope you\'ll stick around.

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 06/30/2011 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

I like the fact that you didn't make Angel a bad guy. This way, Buffy is going to be in a much bigger conflict by feeling attracted to Spike. I'm very much looking forward to how this all pans out!! :) Awesome chapter!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 07/04/2011 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

None of your stories could ever bore me! I relish the slow burn between them and I really like that they are starting out as friends. The weekened should be lots of fun, hope we will get to see it in detail. :) Oh, and I love how you portray Satsu in this fic!! Loved the chapter!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 07/06/2011 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

I feel really, REALLY bad for Spike. What's going to happen now??? I have a feeling someone's gonna get hurt either way. Loved the chapter!!!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 07/08/2011 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Such a looong chapter. Yum. I like! ;) It was as awesome as always and I very much enjoyed the dialogues. I love the way you write because it reads like watching a movie. :) Love this!!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 07/11/2011 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

I feel really bad for Buffy. It must be hard having the doubts about marrying Angel. But IMO, she wants something entirely different than the life she'd have with him. I suppose he's just a safety net even though she does love him. It's scary to just leave someone when they've been together for years, especially since they are also engaged. But heart wants what the heart wants and I hope Buffy will admit the truth to herself. What an awesome chapter!! :)

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 07/19/2011 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

Oh hell, I'm heartbroken on Spike's behalf. I knew Angel was still somehwere nearby when Buffy wouldn't let Spike in. Is it wrong of me to hope it will make Angel angry and suspicious enough to call off the wedding? Although I wish it would be Buffy calling it off even more. Can't wait for what's going to happen next!!!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 07/24/2011 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

Sooo AMAZING!!! :D Loved it. Your writing style rocks.

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 08/07/2011 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

Aaaah, I LOVED IT!!! So sweet and well written. It's just like Buffy to obsess over everything. lol Good thing Spike can put her mind on the right track and lessen her worries. Everything about this chapter was awesome!

Someone Blue by Dorians Kitten Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Set immediately following Willow's Will be Done spell during Something Blue (season four) and going AU from there. Free will has been returned, everyone's feeling's should be their own and yet Spike is left feeling the pain of a broken engagement. His wounded heart is no secret, but the Scoobies are at a loss to figure out why. Can they find a way to break the spell or will Buffy be stuck with a lovesick vampire sidekick?
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8447
[Report This] Published: 08/06/2011 Updated: 09/23/2011
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 09/17/2011 Title: Chapter 5: A New Normal

Such a lovely chapter! But pretty please, don't kill Joyce. :( That breaks my heart every time I read/watch it. I'm really looking forward to reading more!!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 09/17/2011 Title: Chapter 4: A Tale of Two Kisses

Aaah, so awesome. An update of this story as well, and I got to read another chapter at once!? Is it Christmas already and nobody told me?? :D

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 08/07/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue & The Beginning

Since I'm not on lj, I haven't had a chance to read this story. Thank you for putting it here! I really like the idea of reversal spell not working on Spike. Brilliant chapter!! :)

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 08/07/2011 Title: Chapter 2: An Unusual House-Guest

Ooh, Spike and Joyce. I loved the scene from Lover's Walk, so it's awesome to see something similar in your fic. Such a great chapter!!

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 08/11/2011 Title: Chapter 3: The Lesser of Two Evils

I'm glad Buffy wasn't heartless enough to wipe such a big chunk of memory from Spike's head, especialy since he didn't want her to. That would be just so... wrong. And I love how Joyce made him chocolate/blood mix. LOL Loved it!

Summary: Drusilla tests Spike and he fails spectacularly. What will he do now that he has nothing left but his obsession with the slayer?


Begins during the summer between seasons three and four. Turns into a complete season four rewrite with little resemblance to the events in the series. Finally Finished!!!!







Winner At the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards for best Angst, best original character and best original character pairing. Thanks to all who voted!!!



Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult Language, Character Death, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96592
[Report This] Published: 09/05/2011 Updated: 05/16/2012
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 01/19/2012 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

MAJOR points for the poetry bit. That's my Achilles heel, and Charles Baudelaire is one of the best, without a doubt.

Spike was very in character! A bit testy for obvious reasons but yielding at the end and helping Buffy out even though she didn't ask him to. Very heartfelt chapter all around!!

Author's Response: Glad you liked the poetry! It means a lot that Spike felt in character. I thought Angel deserved a send off of some kind.

Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed Liked
Date: 01/15/2012 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22

Oooh, what a cliffhanger!!! You're evil. What did Willow do to Xander?? Aah, I wish the next chapter was up already. Love this story! Also, a very good observation about Xander always wanting what he can't have. Very true. The banter between the characters was brilliant and a lot of fun to read as well, which just put cherry on top of the already yummy update sundae. :)

Author's Response: Thanks so much for the comment! Glad you liked the banter.