Penname: The Enemy of Reality [Contact] Real name: Patri
Member Since: 11/13/2007
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm a journalism student terrified of pigeons (damn those bloodthirsty flying rats) and in love with people who have a sense of humour. I divide my food into separate piles before eating it, which is probably one of the reasons people think I'm weird. Well, there is also that thing where I like to walk around my flat naked, but I assume not many people know about that.

I love writing and I know many authors have probably said this but... feedback means a lot. A LOT! If you've reviewed any fic of mine you know I always reply. Sometimes I even manage to be funny! Or creepy. I guess that depends on your point of view. ;)

If you want to drop me an e-mail, you can always do that here: the.enemy.of.reality[at]hotmail.com
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Stories by The Enemy of Reality
Summary: Ever wondered what it is like to be a demon hunter for hire listed in the Yellow Pages?

A one-shot belonging in the Chasing a Dream universe. If you haven't read it, some references might be a bit confusing, but not too terribly. Massive thank you to everyone who has read and voted for CaD at the SunnyD awards!! You are incredible.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3841
[Report This] Published: 08/13/2012 Updated: 08/13/2012
Summary: The scars on her face have made her a recluse but when the bleached stranger barges into the small town like a black clad hurricane, he throws her quiet life right out of whack. He’s aggravating, unpredictable, and oh so hot.

The destiny she never thought she’d have is set in motion the minute she starts having dreams of being someone else. But how can she figure out what it means when she forgets as soon as she wakes up?

The story is AU but it’s a world that has all the supernatural in it.




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Nominated at SunnyD, Round 26, for Best Plot, Best NC-17, Best Romance. A massive thank you for nominating me!! :)

Won Best NC-17 and got a Runner Up for Best Plot. Thank, you thank, you, thank you to those of you who voted!!! :D I'm the happiest writer in the world.
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Child Abuse, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 48 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 137157
[Report This] Published: 07/10/2011 Updated: 05/01/2012
Summary: The holidays were supposed to be a fun-filled time full of presents and overeating, but everything went down the drain when her mother decided to extend charity to a vampire.



The second Spike gave her a challenging smirk and charmed the reason out of her mother, Buffy knew that before the end of Christmas someone would die a painful horrible death. She’d just have to make sure it wasn’t her.
Categories: Comedy fics
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 68352
[Report This] Published: 12/09/2012 Updated: 04/20/2013
Denial by The Enemy of Reality Rated: NC-17 Liked [Reviews - 70]
Summary: Forced to be close together for an infinite amount of time, it stands to reason that mortal enemies would drive each other insane. But when it comes to a self-righteous, uptight slayer and an irritating, chipped vampire, there is no reason. This story, set just after S4, is full of banter and innuendo, so read on if you are interested. Also, Riley left to roam the jungle a little early so he isn't in the picture.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 30127
[Report This] Published: 12/29/2009 Updated: 02/18/2010
Summary: On the saddest day of her life, Buffy Summers reminisces about the summer of fifty-eight years ago. At just sixteen, she'd been in love with the dreamiest, most unattainable boy in town. Her first love. Her first kiss. Her dreams coming true under the first rays of summer.
Categories: Ficlets/Drabbles
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2751
[Report This] Published: 06/04/2010 Updated: 06/04/2010
Summary: With a tub of ice-cream in her lap, Buffy wallows in misery over Angel disappearing out of her life in a puff of overly dramatic smoke. Her life gets turned upside down when her hated enemy staggers drunk off his face to her front porch. Not only is he demanding her help, he is invading her personal space. She’s had enough!




Post-S3. Angel and Drusilla are a no show. Meanwhile Buffy and Spike embark on an adventure full of childish bickering, UST and reluctant camaraderie that will change what they thought were unshakable perceptions.




Nominated at the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards, Round 23 for Best Author, Best Characterization, Best Comedy, Best NC-17, Best Pairing Conventional, Best Plot, Best Romance, Best Unfinished. Thank you so much!!


*Awards won: Best Author (Runner Up), Best Comedy (Runner Up), Best Characterization (Spike), Best Conventional Pairing. Huge thanks to those who voted!! :D
Categories: Comedy fics
Characters: None
Genres: Action, Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 69965
[Report This] Published: 12/26/2010 Updated: 04/12/2011
Shattered silence by The Enemy of Reality Rated: AO-AdultsOnly Liked [Reviews - 139]
Summary: Life, freedom, feelings. There was no place for them here. This was hell, and she its most valued possession. Buffy's life takes an unexpected turn after being kidnapped, and as the line between sanity and madness starts to blur, the opportunity of freedom will present itself. Will she find enough will to live to take it, or will she take the easy way out and give in to the pain consuming her soul? And what does one ruthless vampire thirsty for her life have to to do with all this? When their paths cross perhaps they'll both realize that love can appear when you least expect it. SDA button *Runner up as a best new author at the SunnyD Awards, Round 18* Thank you!!! :D
Categories: General NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Angst
Warnings: Violence, Adult Language, Sexual Situations, Rape, Spike/Other
Series: None
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 76141
[Report This] Published: 06/19/2009 Updated: 12/03/2009
Summary: Far away from home, in a boarding school on the Isles of Scilly, Buffy is trying to find her place in the world. Finding a kindred spirit in a boy named William Pratt, she has no idea of the obstacles they’ll have to face. The school is full of dark secrets that could put the students' lives in danger and when a mysterious woman steals William’s soul, everything falls apart. Can true love really surpass all?



The story starts out as All Human, but it’s not.


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*Nominated at the Sunnydale Memorial Fanfiction Awards Round 21 for the Best AU.* Thank you! :)
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Buffy/Other, Sexual Situations, Spike/Other, Violence
Series: None
Chapters: 49 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 108252
[Report This] Published: 03/16/2010 Updated: 11/06/2010
Summary: Spike has a very bad idea that involves whipped cream and chocolate sauce and Buffy is most definitely not cleaning up. (A one-shot sequel to Christmas Rage, but it’s okay if you haven’t read it.)

“Because it’s wrong? Messy? Too much fun for you, Slayer?”

She slapped her hand over his chest and fisted his T-shirt. “I’m all fun. Fun is my middle name.”

Categories: Comedy fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1570
[Report This] Published: 05/10/2014 Updated: 05/10/2014