Summary: Spoilers for S9 #5. There are so many ways that this could end. Not many good.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1247
Member Since: 11/13/2007
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm a journalism student terrified of pigeons (damn those bloodthirsty flying rats) and in love with people who have a sense of humour. I divide my food into separate piles before eating it, which is probably one of the reasons people think I'm weird. Well, there is also that thing where I like to walk around my flat naked, but I assume not many people know about that.
I love writing and I know many authors have probably said this but... feedback means a lot. A LOT! If you've reviewed any fic of mine you know I always reply. Sometimes I even manage to be funny! Or creepy. I guess that depends on your point of view. ;)
If you want to drop me an e-mail, you can always do that here: the.enemy.of.reality[at]hotmail.com
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I'm a journalism student terrified of pigeons (damn those bloodthirsty flying rats) and in love with people who have a sense of humour. I divide my food into separate piles before eating it, which is probably one of the reasons people think I'm weird. Well, there is also that thing where I like to walk around my flat naked, but I assume not many people know about that.
I love writing and I know many authors have probably said this but... feedback means a lot. A LOT! If you've reviewed any fic of mine you know I always reply. Sometimes I even manage to be funny! Or creepy. I guess that depends on your point of view. ;)
If you want to drop me an e-mail, you can always do that here: the.enemy.of.reality[at]hotmail.com
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The Enemy of Reality
Reviews by The Enemy of Reality
[Report This] Published: 01/12/2012 Updated: 01/12/2012
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed 
Date: 01/14/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: 01/14/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This story was, for a lack of a better word, beautiful. I love the way you explored all those different scenarios without making it confusing to follow. I love your writing style! It was heartbreaking to see Buffy come to that difficult realisation only to have the possibility of having a child ripped away. They should have hired you to write the comics. I know I'd enjoy it so much more. :)
Summary: AH: What happens when you lock a hot-tempered bleached blonde and a rambling, peppy, spitfire in a closet together? Probably not much, unless their names are Buffy and Spike. Luckily, in this fic that is their names.
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Parody, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10395
Categories: General Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Parody, Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10395
[Report This] Published: 05/21/2012 Updated: 05/21/2012
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed
Date: 05/23/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Tom Cruise Better Not Be In Here Too
Date: 05/23/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Tom Cruise Better Not Be In Here Too
A high school fic! Goddess bless you. :D There can never be enough of them, especially when they star a kick-ass Buffy with a massive crush and a grumpy, poetry-writing Spike. And hey, he had a crush too! I loved, loved, loved. Funny and light-hearted with hot, sexy snogging and a rambling Buffy. Will there be a sequel? Will there?? Where Spike will whisper naughty poetry into Buffy's ear as they make sweet, sweet love. No, you say? Ah, well, I'll just sit here in the corner and cry myself to sleep then.
Author's Response: Lol, I\'m so glad you liked it, hon *hugs* And since you asked so nicely (and people have been poking me for one) I guess I will write a sequel. It won\'t be up right away, need to be hit with inspiration first. But thanks for reviewing :D
Summary: A prequel to my Never Stay With Spuffy story, though this'll still make sense even if you've never read the main one. That is, it won't make sense at all. But that's okay because the main one doesn't really make sense either. Is this making sense? What's that buzzing noise?
Categories: Comedy fics
Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1499
Categories: Comedy fics
Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: Adult Language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1499
[Report This] Published: 06/19/2012 Updated: 06/19/2012
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed
Date: 07/20/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Do Not Go Gentle Under That Big Black Boot
Date: 07/20/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Do Not Go Gentle Under That Big Black Boot
Ahahahahaha!!!! :D I can't.... Clarence the Fish, and Dru and Spike breaking into a pet shop to wreak havoc, and Buffy acting irrational and trying to feed Clarence chocolate! I've got four words for you. You. Made. My. Day.
"And if we were feeling real adventurous, we'd finish it all off by spinning the hamster wheels so fast they'd turn green!" Oh no, the visual. *giggles insanely, but also feels tiny bit bad for the poor imaginary hamsters*
I LOVE YOU. That's all. ;)
Author's Response: I was wondering when you\'d find it, hee :D So glad you liked it, hon. And where\'s our Chasing A Dream one-shot, eh? Get a-working missy! We must have our fix sometime! xx
Summary: Buffy Summers has had her eye on Spike for a while but she's too shy to approach him. Now her car won't start and he's the only one around to help. Will she finally get over her nerves and take a chance?
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8476
Categories: NC-17 Fics
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8476
[Report This] Published: 09/23/2012 Updated: 10/01/2012
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed
Date: 10/04/2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Date: 10/04/2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Love the way you wrote their interaction, so playful and realistic with sweet moments in between. And hello hotness! This is one of the many things I love about the way you write... you always combine all these little things and make them fit perfectly; have them be seductive and all over each other one moment and then sweet and genuine and just adorable the next. Thank you so much for writing this!!!
P.S.: Followed you on Twittah! ;)
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed
Date: 09/26/2012 Title: Chapter 2: Part Two
Date: 09/26/2012 Title: Chapter 2: Part Two
What a mean, mean way to end a chapter! I guess I might forgive you just because you're awesome and I love the way you write. Also, your cats are adorable and I'm jealous because I've always wanted to have one. :) Can't wait to read more!!!
Summary: This is a fic that's set in my Never verse, post Never Stay With Spuffy. It's a little dirtier this time, kiddies, so only adults allowed. Oh and for some reason, Willow and Xander are mysteriously absent in this one. Hmm. Guess they learned their lesson last time. Luckily for us, Giles didn't.
Categories: Comedy fics
Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1471
Categories: Comedy fics
Characters: None
Genres: Parody
Warnings: Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1471
[Report This] Published: 12/18/2012 Updated: 12/18/2012
Reviewer: The Enemy of Reality Signed
Date: 12/19/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Fall On Your Knees
Date: 12/19/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Fall On Your Knees
Hahaha... I'll answer your question of 'Too gross?' by 'just gross enough to be perfect'. :D There were too many lines I loved from the bottom of my shriveled black heart... I'd practically have to copy paste everything, so... LOVED it all. I smiled all the way through and actually LOLed (I might have snorted at one point too. I'm not proud to admit it, but that's what happened.). Love you!